EKG

Okay, I have a little treat (or punishment) for my readers. My company covers a yearly physical if you are over 30 (a physical every three years if you are under 30). This physical is administered by Executive Health Exams. It blew me away last year how nice it was. The locker room, the clothes, the snack bar for after the blood work, everything was top notch. Of course, I found out each of these exams cost my company thousands of dollars. I digress.

One of the tests is resting heart rate and they hook you up to an EKG. The nurse informed me she had to shave part of my chest to do this test. I thought this was weird because last year they did not have to do this. I said no problem. Well, when I was changing back into work clothes, I noticed the shaving...



A heart...in the middle of my chest...are you kidding me!!! When I got home, I shaved a little more around it so it did not look like a heart. Luckily as of this morning, hair is already growing back at a rapid rate. Why does the top of my head not work like that???

If you don't think I am going to bury this blog with a couple more, then you do not know me.

You will have to excuse me. I have to go. My chest itches!