Dear Funk, Ploth and Fubar,
I would like to take this time to apologize to you. My bowling on Sunday nights has been flat out horrible. I just do not understand. I barely broke 400 last Sunday and I had a 393 two weeks before that. I just do not have any explanation for you. So please do not be angry when I tell you that I bowled a 556 last night in the Tuesday night league. Yes, this is the same league where I average 23 to 25 more pins than I do on Sundays. Do not be angry when I tell you that two of my games came out to 399, better than my series two weeks ago (191, 157, 208). I hate to say this but I should have bowled better than I did. I missed some really easy spares. I wish I could explain it but I am left dumbfounded. All I can do it hope you accept my apology.
Yours Truly,
AJR
3 comments:
Even Roy Hobbs had a slump. And he was The Natural. Hang in there, buddy.
I am going to punch you in the babymaker.
Maybe you bowl down to the level of your teammmates or maybe you should cut your alcohol consumption in half so you can actualy see the pins. With Funk there I'm sure all the blame is not on you. I've seen him bowl.
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